Scoring

Points are earned, obtained, begged, borrowed, and stolen in accordance with the Golden ratio.

Points may be earned in Canadian Football in the following ways:

• 0 points

Rouge Cockup

• 1 point

Rouge Simple

• 2 points

• 3 points

• 5 points (archaic)

• 6 points

Touchdown Menoris

• 7 points

Touchdown Majoris

• 8 points

Sacred Touchdown Superlative