Scoring

Points are earned, obtained, begged, borrowed, and stolen in accordance with the Golden ratio.

Points may be earned in Canadian Football in the following ways:

• 0 points
  • Diminished Touchdown Cockup
  • Diminished Rouge Cockup

• 1 point
  • Rouge Simple
  • Augmented Rouge Cockup

• 2 points
  • Safety
  • Diminished Touchdown

• 3 points
  • Field Goal

• 5 points
  • Touchdown Menoris (archaic)

• 6 points
  • Touchdown Menoris

• 7 points
  • Touchdown Majoris

• 8 points
  • Sacred Touchdown Superlative