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== Reading for initiates ==
== Reading for initiates ==

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The Sacred Fez and the Vulgar Motto

Welcome to Shriderpedia. The free but very secret encyclopedia. Don't tell anyone.

You have progressed farther than most. Congratulations! You have taken the first step to a deeper knowledge of the Holy and Ancient Roughriders.

You are probably wondering about the strange phenomena surrounding you that you can no longer ignore. Yard lines that shimmer and weave before your gaze. Goalposts that dance within endzones in an impure fandango. Punts that rise yet never descend. Gatorade jugs that provide endless showers. Gluten-free vegan salt tablets. Games played backwards. Flags signalling unseen penalties. Officials of unelected governments of unrecognized nations. Mascots without trousers.

The answers that you seek are here for those who have eyes to sear and ears to burn. Enter, pilgrim, and drink deeply of the knowledge within. If you dare!

Frequency Masked Quaestors

What is a Shrider?

Am I a Shrider?

How can I join the Shriders?

How can I support the Shriders?

How can I contact the Shriders?

What is the Shriders PARTYSAFE program?

Reading for initiates

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