TSN

TSN is the corporeal incarnation of the Electro-tempura lines of force permeating the ether predicted by Nikola Tesla, 15th grade Shrider and amateur portrait painter.

Avatars of the great scribes inhabit the TSN-plain, and their explanations of the entrails laid bare before them allow them to predict the outcome of each CFL season centuries after a single game is played. For this reason, they are accorded the title of Prophets of the Past.

Great Prophets

• The Venerabbling Matt Dunigan, reincarnation of the Stone Golem
• The Higher-plained Henry Burris, reappearance of The Great Svengali
• The Sartorial Milt Stegall, aka The Fascinator

Lesser Prophets

• Rod Smith, Keeper of the Table
• Duane Forde, Anti-Gravity Warrior
• Chris Cuthbert
• Sara Orlesky, Watcher of the Plains

Minor Prophets

• Rod Black

Alien Prophets

• Matthew Scianitti, Anti-trouserist